Honors
The Foundation
The world runs on these three. So do we.
Survivors
Still here. Still irreplaceable.
GentooCompiles for anything.Alpinemusl. 5MB. Container standard.TailsAmnesic. RAM-only. Zero trace.KaliThe offensive-security standard. Thousands of tools, one live USB.OpenBSDPledge, unveil, pf. The most audited codebase on earth. Never compromised.QubesCompartmentalized security. One VM per task. Trust nothing, isolate everything.
Available via Tebian Menu → Virtualization & dual boot
Server Management
Manage what runs, what stores, and what ships.
The Killed
Distros we replaced. And why they died.
UbuntuDebian + Snap + Canonical. We skip the middleman.
ArchRolling = breaking. Stability wins. AUR via Distrobox.
Fedora6-month forced upgrades. Corporate backing. No thanks.
Enterprise LinuxRHEL, Rocky, Alma — sell liability, not technology.
MintUbuntu + theme. We go straight to Debian.
Pop!_OSGaming stack + GNOME. Install via Tebian Menu instead.
ManjaroArch with training wheels. Still breaks.
EndeavourOSArch installer with a GUI. Still Arch underneath.
FreeBSDZFS, DTrace, jails — Linux absorbed them all. Even TrueNAS moved on.
ParrotKali with a theme. Same tools, more bloat.
NixOSGit is your reproducibility. Declarative config is a full-time job. Not FHS compliant.
GuixSame idea as Nix but in Lisp. Twice as academic, half as useful.
openSUSEYaST, Zypper, BTRFS by default. Different for different's sake.
Voidmusl + minimal? That's Alpine. runit is cool, not enough.
SolusIndependent distro. Tiny team. Uncertain future.
ZorinUbuntu + Windows theme. We don't pretend.
elementaryUbuntu + macOS theme. Same trick, different skin.
MX LinuxDebian + XFCE + tools. Just use Debian.
antiXMX without systemd. We respect the cause, not the result.
DeepinPretty DE. Chinese telemetry concerns. Pass.
WhonixTwo-VM Tor overhead. Tails does it cleaner.
Linux From ScratchA book, not a distro. You build it to learn, not to use. Then you install Debian.
Tiny CoreAlpine is 5MB and actually usable. This is a curiosity.
PuppyRAM-based. Old hardware. Old everything.
OmarchyInspired Tebian. Still Arch underneath.
TempleOSNot Linux. God's temple. Rest in peace, Terry. The temple still stands somewhere in Tebian.